Help me to reopen my Facebook account

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DrFayazAhmadRather - Updated on Mar 21, 2018 at 06:17 PM
Ambucias Posts 47356 Registration date Monday February 1, 2010 Status Moderator Last seen February 15, 2023 - Mar 21, 2018 at 06:27 PM
Hello, friends my Facebook account shows logout after login from last more than one month after that I sent my id proof of my Facebook account verification and after that I got email from Facebook that we have reviewed your report and it looks like things have been already sorted out with your account but when I am going to login it show the same problem logout so please help me to how I get back to my Facebook account



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Ambucias Posts 47356 Registration date Monday February 1, 2010 Status Moderator Last seen February 15, 2023 11,165
Mar 21, 2018 at 06:27 PM
Doctor, (if you are a doctor) Something is wrong here.

You have already posted about the same issue in this thread.

https://ccm.net/apps-sites/social-media-instant-messaging/437-what-to-do-when-your-facebook-account-is-locked-or-disabled/#p1038204

We have already established that you account has been disabled because you have used a fake name to create your account. You profile is not online and you will never be able to recover it.

You will not be able to create another account because Facebook is no longer trusting you.

You must now go on with your life without Facebook.

Sorry but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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Ok you are a DR, so you can appreciate this.

You are responsible for 1.3 billion people. 1% of the people you were responsible for, all had the same illness. It takes you (you are the only one who can fix this) about 5 minutes per person to apply the MAGIC serum! How long would it take for you to get through all of the sick people?

That is what Facepuke deals with, but they are a robot, and cannot fix it that fast, as robots do not know anything about urgency, or cost of business! They work at the same pace regardless of who they are fixing!

Didn't you hear about FLIPPY the burger flipping robot getting fired? He didn't work fast enough, and COULD not keep up with demand!
(https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2fnews%2finnovations%2fwp%2f2018%2f03%2f05%2fmeet-flippy-a-burger-flipping-robot-alternative-to-wage-earning-workers%2f%3futm_term%3d.431050826809%2529&utm_term=.431050826809%29

Perhaps FACEpuke needs to be fired!

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Ambucias Posts 47356 Registration date Monday February 1, 2010 Status Moderator Last seen February 15, 2023 11,165
Mar 21, 2018 at 04:30 PM
Sir respectfully. Not 1.3 billion but now 2.13 billion.
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Oh, i figured after the HACK, it went back DOWN! Please, you are not hurting my feelings because I don't know how many people they have abused, no disrespect taken here!

Consider the fact that it started as a PICTURE COMPARISON SITE FOR SHALLOW
and SOCIALLY AWKWARD COLLEGE KIDS!
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Ambucias Posts 47356 Registration date Monday February 1, 2010 Status Moderator Last seen February 15, 2023 11,165
Mar 21, 2018 at 04:51 PM
Down by a whole billion? You are dreaming. The estimation I heard of is 10%. The CEO jusy lost peanuts only 6 billion $.
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Mar 21, 2018 at 04:56 PM
Boo Hoo! WAA! Less of a tax burden if you ask me! LOL
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Ambucias Posts 47356 Registration date Monday February 1, 2010 Status Moderator Last seen February 15, 2023 11,165
Mar 21, 2018 at 04:32 PM
Delete all of your temporary files and cookies.
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