No sounds? Reinstall your service pack, fixed

Computer guy here,

I see hundreds of thousands of people that are eally pissed off due to loss of sound(s). I understand believe me!
Here you go.
Un Install your SP2 or SP3 ( service pack 2 or 3, it will only effect a couple programs and they automatically re update anyway, back-up any photos and music etc on a DATA disk, same as a CD but read the label, pick one for Data.

So un install your Service Pack, takes 15 minutes, then re boot, now re install to Service pack three. Call me for help 313 575 8138, blocked or private numbers please leave a message, Thank you. Problem fixed free. Download the new SP3 at Microsoft or any verified signed providers, not Joesoft or some shit..

Oh only do this after you you make sure your speakers are working and a device is assigned to them, email me for help Miller2008@usa.com.

I'll have you up and running like new asap. Peace