Keyboard Help (And no, it isn't Number lock)

Just like in the title, my keyboard has messed up. I spilt a tiny bit of juice on my m,n, etc keys and I rubbed it off, in the process of doing that, I decided to just rub my whole keyboard, pressing random keys at once. Now, my m and c key are making this -> mcv
My h key is doing this -> h+g
My t/y key -> Ty
U -> ur
J -> j/f
N -> n-
And my six key brings the page down and up.
It isn't number lock, or that French setting thing. I've turned it off, pulled out the battery and restarted it but nothing is working :(
Please help >.<