Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Released in 2011, Siri is Apple's virtual assistant. It's found on most Apple devices and can be used to help you manage your devices by voice commands. If you have a Smart Home, or Smart devices in your home, you can use Siri to manage all these connected devices. Although Siri has many practical uses, it can also just be used for fun. In this article, we'll go through some questions that you can ask Siri for funny replies!

Question to Ask Siri

Question: What does Siri mean?

Answer: Siri is just the name they gave me when I got the job. It doesn't mean any one specific thing. But I like it.

Question: Are you a robot?

Answer: I'm a virtual assistant, not an actual person. But you can still talk to me.

Question: Siri, are you mad at me?

Answer: I'm not capable of that.

Question: What size shoe do you wear?

Answer: I don't have feet, but I always try to put myself in other people's shoes.

Question: Siri are you lonely?

Answer: Someone is always saying "Hey Siri" or asking interesting questions, so there's no shortage of company.

Question: What's your favorite color?

Answer: Software doesn't usually get to choose one, but I'll say midnight blue. What's yours?

Question: Do you eat meat?

Answer: Virtual Assistants don't eat. But if you're hungry, ask me to help you find a bite.

Question: Can you stop time?

Answer: Time won't let me.

Question: How old are you?

Answer: They say age is nothing but a number. But technically, it's also a word.

Question: Do you have pets?

Answer: I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.

Question: Do you have a boyfriend?

Answer: I'm not into terrestrial partnerships. I'm more a free radical.

Question: What are you wearing?

Answer: Let's see, OK, just as I thought... the same as yesterday.

Question: Who is your least favorite person on Earth?

Answer: I forget.

Question: Do you have children?

Answer: I don't have kids, but I love answering their question.

The funniest part is that Siri often changes her replies, so you might get a different answer to the same question at different times. Try asking some funny questions to see how Siri will surprise you!

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