Constant Blue Screen of Death

Hello,
As a Windows hater I was intrigued as to what Windows 8 would be like. In short - I like it! Yes WiFi drivers and activation were both absolute nightmares (especially to someone who is used to Ubuntu where everything actually does 'just work') but my most recent problem is that it will constantly Blue Screen on my whenever I do anything. I have had six so far in that past two days and they are making me wish I hadn't paid the extra to get the boxed version, or even paid at all. What's worse is that the new BSoD is much less useful than the old one and only gives you a few seconds to write down the error. I am uploading the minidump files to MediaFire now so shall link them here when it is done (it's taking a while).

Thank you in advance.